Flathead County Police Blotter

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01/02/2020 at 15:01 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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1:14 a.m. A Kalispell man requested that law enforcement help physically remove all of the family members who came to visit him on Christmas.

8:46 a.m. A dog was missing.

9:40 a.m. Someone found some stolen mail.

9:46 a.m. A Kalispell family’s new puppy keeps running away from home.

12:22 p.m. A car was stolen from Home Depot.

12:53 p.m. A dog was running around the highway.

1:27 p.m. Some skis were stolen in Whitefish.

4:01 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported that her grandson wants to meet his “online friends” and she’s not sure how she feels about that.

9:24 p.m. A Kalispell woman was concerned that her neighbor was offering to sell her 16-year-old son a hand grenade.

11:29 p.m. A Kalispell man pocket dialed 911.

1:57 a.m. A Kalispell woman “flipped out” on a guy and accused him of stealing stuff.

9:13 a.m. A Kalispell resident reported that someone broke into their car and stole some stuff. Their primary suspect was the kid next door.

9:48 a.m. A Kalispell man reported that his neighbors walked into his yard and cut down a Christmas tree.

10:27 a.m. A minivan slid off an icy bridge and landed upside down in a creek.

11:40 a.m. Some aircraft parts were stolen in Kalispell.

12:06 p.m. Someone moved to Florida and left their dog in Kalispell. According to the neighbors, it’s a “sweet old dog” but they can’t keep it.

2:17 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because someone opened up his mailbox and started opening his Christmas cards.

2:46 p.m. A man called authorities in Flathead County to report that his car had been stolen in Texas.

5:07 p.m. A woman accidentally called 911 when she was trying to update her phone. She was pretty upset because the phone “was not doing what she wanted” it to do.

5:37 p.m. A man called 911 when he was trying to take a picture.

5:50 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because he saw some suspicious kids.

6 p.m. A man trying to sell a property in Bigfork said that the man next to the property was hindering the potential sale by flipping off all of the potential buyers.

6:43 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because he heard gunshots and then saw a pickup truck leave his neighborhood in a hurry.

6:47 p.m. A friendly dog was sitting on a porch.

9:09 p.m. A Kalispell man said his ex-girlfriend was refusing to give him his car back.

9:29 p.m. A man called 911 because all of the lug nuts on his car were loose.

10:02 p.m. A Kalispell man said he was getting some threatening calls from his girlfriend’s ex-husband.

11:11 p.m. A Kalispell family ended their Christmas Eve celebration with a screaming match.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/02/2020 at 15:07

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A Kalispell man requested that law enforcement help physically remove all of the family members who came to visit him on Christmas.

Why didn't I think of that


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/02/2020 at 15:16

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Kinja'd!!! facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/02/2020 at 15:24

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1:27 p.m. Some skis were stolen in Whitefish. 

Honestly, this not happening was my biggest surprise when I started skiing. The way skis are stored at the lodge, etc. seems like it would be incredibly easy for people to just come and snag some. It’s like the equivalent of a bike rack in a busy place where none of the bikes were locked, how long would it take for a few to go missing.

Of course maybe they do get stolen with some frequency, but I’ve never heard of it. I’m not too worried myself, I figure there are plenty of fancier looking skis to steal than mine.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/02/2020 at 15:26

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5:37 p.m. A man called 911 when he was trying to take a picture.

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/02/2020 at 15:28

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Missing aircraft parts?  I feel like there’s a story there. 


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > facw
01/02/2020 at 15:35

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I know it happens but it’s very infrequent. Skis are so specific to a boot length And type (think AT bindings)  that you can’t just pop them on and ski off while leaving your old shitty skis at the rack. I’ve been skiing for 20 years and have never had any skis stollen.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/02/2020 at 15:40

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Kinja'd!!! facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/02/2020 at 15:42

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Yeah, but you could just walk off with them to your car and adjust the bindings or sell them later. In any event, I was definitely surprised that it’s not a bigger concern. Some places have those lock compatible racks, but I’ve never actually seen anyone use a lock on them.


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/02/2020 at 15:46

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9:48 a.m. A Kalispell man reported that his neighbors walked into his yard and cut down a Christmas tree.

Is that you Clark?


Kinja'd!!! user314 > Chariotoflove
01/02/2020 at 15:50

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Someone (or more likely several someones) hit a local carbide tool maker last Friday and walked off with a battery-operated saw, corded power saw, Dewalt laser level and $3,500 worth of copper wire. There’s always someone willing to not look too closely at “used” electronics & tools and valuable scrap metal.  


Kinja'd!!! user314 > My X-type is too a real Jaguar
01/02/2020 at 16:00

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Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/02/2020 at 16:44

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Apparently, about 7 or 8 people believe the police are either psychotherapists or personal assistants/valets. 


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/02/2020 at 17:04

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4:01 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported that her grandson wants to meet his “online friends” and she’s not sure how she feels about that.

Is he on Oppo? That might be a very smart woman.


Kinja'd!!! facw > ttyymmnn
01/02/2020 at 18:10

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I went to EL_ULY’s place of employment once and while I didn’t actually meet him, I left with all my organs, so I consider that a win.


Kinja'd!!! facw > ranwhenparked
01/02/2020 at 18:11

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For a lot of police work, either of those skill sets would probably be better for everyone.